

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen
yall on here: kljfhlskdjghslkjg us gays are useless! lol we cant do anything right ugdigxixhlcohc cant cook, cant drive, cant read, CANT count. we just out here being big gay disasters! asdfghjgfdkjfk we’re all just a bunch of big clueless dumbasses :) <3
me:

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020
Saving files on your desktop is like throwing your clothes on the floor at home.
Why you gotta call me out like this?
in a swamp
or in a bog
there’s nothing finer
than a frog 🐸
in the mud
or by the road
there’s nothing slicker
than a toad!!